Code That Made Me Cry, #CTMMC™

95% of all code makes me cry. The other 5% are white space.

Range Checking (PHP, #6 / 50)

function minutes ($minutes) {
        if ($minutes < 8 ) $minutes = 0;
        elseif ($minutes > 7 && $minutes < 23) $minutes = 15;
        elseif ($minutes > 22 && $minutes < 38) $minutes = 30;
        elseif ($minutes > 37 && $minutes < 53) $minutes = 45;
        else $minutes = 0;
        return $minutes;

This coder has split hours in chunks of 15 minutes. Then his manager arrives and tells them to make chunks of 10 minutes. Then 20 minutes. Then 30, 6, 5 minutes. How often will they manually pre-calculate the ranges within an hour??


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